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sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

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REBLOG if your pan/bi/asexual

legacyofthetimewar:

Let’s show them we exist guys

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deancasotp:

deancasotp:

full time student or part time student, that is the question

well that’s that then


I just want to state the fact that my counselor at camp this year is the sweetest, funniest, most beautifulest person I have ever met and she helped me through a panic attack which I ha in her class and she actually stopped teaching to take me into the hallway and help me and jeez she is a gem and I love her and I’m so ecstatic that she’s my director too this year and she wrote the play and it’s great and she lets me take my own time out of rehearsal to myself to work on my character and to just be alone for a little and clear my thoughts which is really important because I need to put myself on an edge to get in character and I really need her this summer and I didn’t know it until I had her and wow just thanks Merv ur the bestest and ily ur too cool


unirony:

lebanesegirlswag:

unirony:

croptops r for anyone 2 wear n everyone 2 celebrate

Unless you have a muffin top.

here’s a to-do list for u

  • fix yr garbage ass blog
  • fix yr garbage ass attitude

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deaniebabyneedstocalmthefuckdown:

everyonelovesrobots:

barcodeddna:

evilpotato:

crowley-for-king:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

It is I, the Black Man in America

they call me the functional alcoholic

Have no fear!HUMAN COP THAT GETS AWAY WITH MURDER IS HERE!

You’re friendly neighbourhood Super Cold Hot Dog

The amazing Victim of Capitalism, the Black Man in America (I have two last names)

They call me the cold hot dog

deaniebabyneedstocalmthefuckdown:

everyonelovesrobots:

barcodeddna:

evilpotato:

crowley-for-king:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

It is I, the Black Man in America

they call me the functional alcoholic

Have no fear!
HUMAN COP THAT GETS AWAY WITH MURDER IS HERE!

You’re friendly neighbourhood Super Cold Hot Dog

The amazing Victim of Capitalism, the Black Man in America (I have two last names)

They call me the cold hot dog


iwannagiveyousomethingbetter:

If you don’t like musicals, you should remember that Cosette, Miranda Priestley, James Bond, Leonard’s mom, Dr. Erik Selvig, Howard Stark, Molly Weasley and Mr. Darcy sing Abba songs in Greece.

iwannagiveyousomethingbetter:

If you don’t like musicals, you should remember that Cosette, Miranda Priestley, James Bond, Leonard’s mom, Dr. Erik Selvig, Howard Stark, Molly Weasley and Mr. Darcy sing Abba songs in Greece.

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romano-aru:

whovian2711:

So last week me and my friend were trying out a faceswap app

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And for some reason it wouldn’t recognise that there were 2 faces in the picture

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So we tried it from a different angle and

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I was really confused and kind of offended at what it’d done to my face

BUT THEN

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NOT A DAY PASSES WHEN I DON’T LAUGH AT THIS

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black-quadrant:

never hesitate to compliment another tumblr user

never hesitate to compliment another tumblr user

never hesitate to compliment another tumblr user

compliments make people feel good and confident about their appearance

compliments help nurture each others’ talents

compliments can encourage and promote self-growth

be genuine and nice to each other - it does wonders for the community as a whole

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wwjdwtbfb

michaxl:

what would jesus do with that big fat butt

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sarajxne:

that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home

(via ruinedchildhood)


at a horror movie

bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be

guiltyhipster:

Girls get mocked for liking high heels and lipstick. Girls get mocked for liking sports. Girls get mocked for liking tea and books. Girls get mocked for liking comics books and video games. Girls get mocked for liking math and science. Girls get mocked for liking boys. Girls get mocked for liking girls. Girls get mocked for liking both. What the fuck are we supposed to like? Water? Air? Come on, tell me. I’m dying to know. 

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