stormraven24:

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It’s just so beautiful!

(via holmeschestered)


a-princess-in-disguise:

death-by-lulz:

tell-me-lm-pretty:

I thought this was gonna be a horror thing

but it ended up being adorable

(via philosophicalfish)


capitalistpropaganda:

listen, son. if there was really a monster in your closet this would be a huge new discovery. honestly you getting mauled would be pretty insignificant in the grand scheme of things if you think about it

(via zackisontumblr)


inconsistentblogger:

I want to get people into Welcome to Night Vale, but it’s so hard to sell like “hey if you like gay radio show hosts and totalitarian governments and clouds that drop dead animals on small desert towns then boy do I have a show for you”

(via philosophicalfish)


mayormackattack:

serenavampire:

i will put a pick up line in every person’s askbox who reblogs this

idk if this gets 300,000 notes, i will fucking do it 

guys this woman will throw some ridiculous lines at you just do it i swear to god

(via madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b)


altpunkmermaidprincess:

gamingartandlove:

So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!

They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??

They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!

What a time to be alive

(via senoritaespanola)


black-nata:

black-nata:

BREAKING NEWS FROM SDCC: MARVEL STAR CHRIS EVANS ON A LEFT BOOB GRAB RAMPAGE. FIVE PEOPLE ARE DEAD. THIRTY ARE CRITICAL. NO LEFT BOOB IS SAFE.

UPDATE: JEREMY RENNER BRAVELY ATTEMPTS TO RETALIATE:

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EVERYONE DEAD.

(via adelindschade)


lanimalu:

"I don’t really ship Sherlock and John. I like their friendship." ( ← Me. Always. Until now.)

lanimalu:

"I don’t really ship Sherlock and John. I like their friendship." ( ← Me. Always. Until now.)

(via johnlockedness)


nothinbutmaggotybread:

when i see a cute boy

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(via philosophicalfish)


thedochraid:

This movie was gold.

(via darksidedfandoms)


beeftony:

lindseybluth:

why are people on this damn website so obsessed with tea it’s fuckin leaf water

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(via madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b)


beeftony:

lindseybluth:

why are people on this damn website so obsessed with tea it’s fuckin leaf water

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(via madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b)


dennys:

Be wary, weary traveler, of a false paradise….

dennys:

Be wary, weary traveler, of a false paradise….

(via philosophicalfish)


riddlemehiddleston:


This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”


my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this

riddlemehiddleston:

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

my own hair is fine

oh my god where can i buy this

(via madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b)


shovel-girl:

when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and you’re friend tries to start singing with you

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(via tyleroakley)